Flat Tummy Tea’s Pregnancy Tea Isnt Actually Safe For Pregnant Women Betches

Diet Starts Tomorrow View this post on Instagram #ad You guys all know I looove @flattummyco shakes. I’ve just restarted them (it’s Day 2 today) and I’m already feeling so good. We had a huuuuge Christmas this year and between that, New Years and everything inbetween… I felt like it was impossible to fit in my regular work outs and eat healthy. But this program is giving me a kick in the right direction that I need. These meal replacement shakes are so good and they’re helping me get my tummy back to flat. I’m already feeling amazing and I’m so excited for the next few weeks. Because they’re all about getting women back on track… they’ve got a 20% …

Preventative Botox Are Less Stigmatized Than Ever, But Is That A Good Thing?

Do I Have To Start Now? My FBI agent has been working extra hard because every Ad on Hulu & social media is something to do w/ Botox or plastic surgery. I ain’t mad at em tho — Cydney Kessler (@CydneyAg18) June 30, 2019 What Are The Risks? Does botox help resting bitch face? Asking for a friend. — Lady Disturbed 🔜 PAX West (@lladydisturbed) June 30, 2019 Who Should I Go To? one thing I love about the women in my generation is how transparent so many of us are about getting filler/Botox/plastic surgery – like yes go off get those smile lines filled honey get those new and improved titties and be proud of it — it’s ya …

Why Amanda Seyfried And Arielle Charnas Are Feuding Betches

Yes, you read that headline correctly: the most unexpected social media feud is ever happening right now, between Amanda Seyfried and Arielle Charnas. I’ll be the first to say that I don’t follow @ariellecharnas, but I’ve heard of her before and I’m vaguely aware that she’s one of the bigger fashion influencers, with 1.2 million followers on Instagram and her own fashion brand called Something Navy. Amanda Seyfried, as you’ll recall, is best known for playing Karen Smith in the iconic film Mean Girls. (No, I have not seen Mamma Mia, and no, I will not be taking any questions at this time.) So why are Amanda Seyfried and Arielle Charnas feuding on Instagram, you ask? Well, it all started with a bikini selfie. …

5 Dangerous Mistakes You’re Making With Sunscreen Betches

As a very pale person living in Southern California, where we get 360 days of sunshine a year, I am very well-versed on skin care, particularly sunscreen. I’m already for sure going to die of skin cancer due to my teen beach bum years. I didn’t use sunscreen at all, went in tanning beds on the reg, and burnt my skin so badly it peeled several times a year. It is now my life’s mission to not make it worse. With the sun coming out in those other, bad weather parts of the world (why do you people live there?), it’s time you all step up your sunscreen game. Do you want to be wrinkled and sad as you get …

What Is The Bottle Cap Challenge And Why Do We Care? Betches

enlighten you. PopSugarTaekwondo instructor and fighter Farabi Davletchin on June 25th. Fine, Farabi, you seem cool. And, if you had only stopped there, I wouldn’t have had to add you to my revenge spreadsheet. But this turned into a viral challenge, and that gains you automatic entrance onto my list. Sorry pal, I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them. ) Since the Bottle Cap Challenge began, celebrities have been participating in it, and also challenging their friends/colleagues/people they want to embarrass. Should we take a look at the best of the bunch? And by best, I mean “” Onward! Challenge accepted! #bottlecapchallenge A post shared by Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) on Jul 7, 2019 at 9:00am PDT Kendall Jenner …

The Scary Truth Behind The Insane Bodies You See On Instagram Betches

Hello again, friends. This week we’re going to be tackling a new Photoshop issue. I’m going to show you how to edit a body shot. We’re going to do this two ways, like I did with my face edit. I’ll show you how to do v normal and easy adjustments first, then I’ll show you what the celebs/influencers do to make them have crazy body proportions. The reason I’m showing you this is so you fully understand how stupid/full of sh*t these edits are. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, you see online, on TV, in movies, in magazines, is real life. So here’s the body pic of me that we’re working with today: So, I’m wearing a swimsuit (from AMAZON, …

5 NYC Workouts That Have Amazing Deals On ClassPass Betches

Working out in NYC tends to get way more expensive and complicated than it should. Basically, it has all the bougie, celeb-studded options of LA, but none of the free, nature-y options of LA (hiking, beach running, chasing down Kardashians—you get it). Sure, you could dodge tourists in Central Park, but your patience will be getting more of a workout than you are. And IMO, all the hidden fees and rush hours involved in traditional gym memberships are a pain. So, in the interest of getting the best workouts for the best price, you sign up for ClassPass—only to discover that half the options there are just as expensive as booking regular classes. That’s where I come in. I’ve tracked …

All The Times Jameela Jamil Has Called Out The Kardashians Betches

most recent gripeThis is obviously not the first time that Jameela has come for the Kardashians, it’s just the latest battle in the war she is waging against the unattainable beauty standards the world has set for women, and that the Kardashians continue to perpetuate and profit off of. Such a lovely family! So, in honor of Jameela’s most recent display of straight-up badassery, let’s take a look at all the times she went after America’s First Family of Flat Tummy Tea.   The Appetite Suppressant Lollipops As my aunt likes to text me, “you go girl!” Personally, I would have used even a few more expletives, but I’m from Jersey. Those Brits are way f*cking classier. This is the first …

Hold Up… Shay Mitchell Is Pregnant?! Betches

Right up there with rushed surprise engagements, my second favorite celebrity trend of the past two years is surprise celebrity pregnancies. It seems like just yesterday when we all learned for sure that Kylie Jenner was pregnant after she had already given birth to her daughter Stormi. And when we found out that Khloé Kardashian was pregnant with True, like, months into her pregnancy. Now, the latest celebrity to announce her pregnancy is Shay Mitchell, star of Pretty Little Liars and You. Full disclosure, I don’t keep tabs on Shay Mitchell. I was just never a big Pretty Little Liars fan. So I could say that we didn’t see this pregnancy coming, but I am not sure if that’s entirely accurate. Then again, I do …

Wait, Can Taking Biotin Be Bad For You? Betches

Unless you’ve been mia for the past few years, you know that biotin is the holy grail for fabulous hair, nails, and skin. Why? Your hair, skin, and nails are made up of a protein called keratin (yes, like the semi-permanent hair straightening treatment you get to tame your locks). Biotin helps to improve your keratin levels, and as a result, strengthens your hair, skin, and nails. Research is limited on the success of taking biotin, but from the countless celebrities who promote biotin-rich gummies (or start feuds over them—I’m talking to you, James and Tati) and from my own friends’ personal experiences, it can work. Want long locks? Biotin. Nails that won’t break? Biotin. Hydrated and acne-free skin? Biotin. Or …

Amanda Bynes Finally Graduated From College Betches

There are certain celebrities that people are extra invested in, and Amanda Bynes definitely fits that category. I feel like our entire generation has been rooting for Amanda to succeed since the “I want Drake to murder my vagina” days, and things finally seem to be going in a positive direction. The last several years have been quite the roller coaster for Amanda, but this week she graduated from college, which is a super big accomplishment for her. Amanda Bynes first enrolled at the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising (FIDM) back in 2014, but she had some issues during her time there. In her first year there, she was reportedly kicked out of school for a multitude of reasons. …

I’m Not Here For Whoopi Goldberg Slut-Shaming Bella Thorne Betches

Yesterday, I wrote about how Bella Thorne decided to post her own nudes before a hacker could release them without her consent. Some of you didn’t think that was a power move; I definitely do, because she literally took all the hacker’s bargaining power away by preemptively posting her boobs on the internet. And it clearly wasn’t something Bella felt flippantly about—she wrote that she still felt “gross” and “watched” when the incident happened. But not everyone agreed, and some people went so far as to shame Bella Thorne. One of those people was Whoopi Goldberg. Ugh, Whoopi, no. Whoopi voiced her comments on an episode of The View, and I’m sure you can guess what Whoopi’s piping hot take boiled down to. …

The Most Random People In Taylor Swift’s New Video

Taylor Swift released her latest single, “You Need To Calm Down,” on Friday, and of course I had thoughts right off the bat. I still like the song, and it’s definitely been stuck in my head all weekend. This morning, Taylor dropped the video for the song, and she’s really not playing around here. There are about a million celebrities in the video, many of them famous members of the LGBTQ community. Many of the inclusions in the video make perfect sense, like executive producer Todrick Hall, and known lesbian and friend of Taylor Swift Hayley Kiyoko (who also happens to be my girl crush). But Taylor really pulled out all the stops here, and there are some cameos in …

5 Common Misconceptions About Fertility Betches

Let’s face it. Infertility is just one of those things in life that sneaks up on you, and you may not know until you’re trying to get pregnant. Once you realize you’re part of more than 6 million women whom it affects, it can feel completely overwhelming. The great thing is we live in an era of the best possible fertility treatments available. Family balancing, economic factors, and delay in childbearing have all lead to the increased demand in assisted reproductive technologies, but how much do you really know about them? For starters, more than 7 million women have utilized infertility services. Since information about fertility treatments isn’t typically discussed outside of the doctor’s office, let’s set the record straight …

5 Celebs You Probably Forgot Had Serious Work Done Betches

I’ve been doing a lot of articles lately on Photoshop and how celebrities and influencers use it. But photo editing isn’t the only way we get these superhuman photos that create the standard for what is attractive in our society. In addition to personal chefs, trainers, makeup artists, and professional photographers, celebrities also alter their appearances with plastic surgery. Between botox, fillers, new noses, bodies, chins, etc., it’s easy to forget what these people actually used to look like. In case you need a reminder, being attractive in this day and age has more to do with how rich you are than your genes. Also, I think these people mostly look like they’ve had work done, especially in person. We …

Why Bella Thorne Leaked Her Own Nudes Betches

In what can only be described as the biggest power move of 2019 so far, Bella Thorne leaked her own nudes on Twitter. Now, that’s not a sentence I can say I’m entirely surprised about writing, since Bella Thorne appears very confident about her body on social media. But, her reasons for posting these photos were way different than her usual “felt cute, might delete later” type pics, and I’m not here to hate on this move. In fact, I love it. This is honestly big d*ck energy in action. Here’s what happened to cause Bella Thorne to leak her own nudes. First, on Thursday, fans noticed some weird tweets coming from her account. (Weirder than the usual tweets from …